HOW AWESOME IS THIS WOMAN?
Best.
Christmas.
Present.
EVER.
And what is this wondrous present, you ask? Bears/Falcons tickets, 200 level, we sit outside in sub-zero (-9 degrees windchill) temperatures and watch the Beloved whoop up on Mike Vick and the Dirty Birds!
I've got the best girlfriend ever created!
posted by Anonymous @ 9:36 AM
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*applauds* Congratulations! You've passed the ultimate test of endurance. Brady and I are wimps. We stayed indoor doing hot pot.
LOL, I love you, SuperDave.
glad u enjoyed it and survived
Wow.
Actually, let me RECOUNT what REALLY happened. As Michelle knows, I bought a really snazzy Bears stocking from a snotty Lake Geneva store. Figured it would be a very cute way to present the presents. Saturday evening, around 6p, I hang the stocking in the bathroom off the hook used for robes. The bright blue and orange plush stocking stands out like a giraffe in a lily pond. It's so obvious it's ridiculous. Plus, it's level with Dave's noggin. I sit in the living room watching Dave run around primping for the holiday party, waiting for the expected squeal. Nothing. He's gone in and out of the bathroom four times and NOTHING. I'm wondering what happened. We leave for the holiday party and that damn stocking with two 200 level Bears tickets is still swinging in the wind. We get back from the party, Dave hits the john again. STILL nothing. Exasperated, I yell..."GO BACK IN THE BATHROOM!" He does. He comes out and looks at me quizzically.
"GO IN THE BATHROOM AND LOOK UP!"
He does this. Again, nothing.
"GO BACK INTO THE BATHROOM, TURN ON THE LIGHTS, AND LOOK UP!"
Again, nothing! By this point, I am banging my head on the coffee table.
"GO BACK IN THE BATHROOM, TURN ON THE LIGHTS, LOOK UP AT THE DOOR!"
This time, eureka. "Awww..." He comes out of the bathroom, looks and me and says, "That's the cutest stocking ever!"
*sigh*
"GO BACK IN THE BATHROOM, TURN ON THE LIGHTS, LOOK UP AT THE DOOR, LOOK IN THE STOCKING!"
There we go.
Ok, so he isn't that observant or smart, but somehow got you to sit outside in sub-zero (-9 degrees windchill). Go Dave!!!! Though you might want to have your bladder checked.
Smart and observant? I know what I got for Christmas, and you are indeed smart (two gift-that-keeps-on-giving type gift cards) and observant (two other prezzies that I have doted on previously, but would never buy for myself).
I can't imagine being with anyone who makes me feel as special and complete as you do. :)
awwww.....it is a hilarious story, although i wouldn't worry, we don't really need our guys to be too smart or observant...i mean, look at all our choices here? Brady, Manish, Edwin...you see where this is going I suppose? However, I would like to difer with Dave on one thing...I believe I AM the best girlfriend ever...Carolyn is the second best girlfriend ever...after all she learned from me!!! LOL
Dave, trying to score some more football tickets? ;)
rofl...are you asking me to be your girlfriend too??? I'm not sure C would be happy about that....after all, I don't think she'll want to share me with you!!!!
Damn, my boyfriend is a whore. Ah well, at least I get the proceeds.
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